What would YOU do if i visited ur house?

[Djinn]

What would u do? :P

[Homfry]

Call your mother.

[themuddaload]

i would say "we dont want none, sorry" and slam the door in your face.

cuz ive never seen your picture, and never heard you say more than 2 words.

[Bonemasher]

I'd call 911 and hide.

[Mechagodzilla]

I'd welcome you in and feed you cake. As long as you don't rape me or anything.

[Freaky_Angelus]

I ask if you sell cookies or something... that's what those darn kids usually want :P

No seriously, you come to Holland and knock on my door (and identify yourself as Djinn quickly) and (you are 16 now right?) we (yes the house) will teach you how to drink and how to pick up chicks... FYI Canadian chicks are difficult :S keep it with French, Belgium, Italian or every now and then Swedish chicks.. those are, uhm, 'achievable' without effort ;)

[Djinn]

17 :p

[themuddaload]

I'd welcome you in and feed you cake. As long as you don't rape me or anything.

the cake, mecha is indeed lying about this.

[Snipe]

how to pick up chicks... FYI Canadian chicks are difficult :S


hahahaha. Hello Im Snipe, a Canadian and i agree with this message.

[DubZ]

murder

[heiny]

I'd let you in and we'd sit and do lots of nothing. We would discuss money management and your future in the work force. Then we'd go over some accounting work and make sure you are lined up with a good college.
Either that or we'd make sushi, watch movies, and hold hands (no homo).

But I'd let you in. I have no gamer friends in the Missouri area. dgaf if you're 17

[themuddaload]

wtf does dgaf mean?

[Cosmic_Shame]

cosmic "hey dude u want a beer" djinn "im 17 dude i dont do that stuff" cosmic "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE"

[Freaky_Angelus]

dgaf == dont give a frak..

Cosmic.. that's why he needs to get over to Europe.. He's running behind with 17 and no beer :D

[Djinn]

:0

[heiny]

For future super hard acronyms, go to your internet browser (firefox/opera/chrome/IE) and type in a search engine whatever it is you're wanting to know. In this instance it is "dgaf". Hint the enter key and you're whisked away to a land full of knowledge. One of the first links will be a dictionary of some sort or a link plainly stating what it means. As our friend above stated in elementary terms, it means "dont give a fuck".

Another very interesting website made for people like me, is called www.lmgtfy.com aka "let me google that for you". This website allows me to type in "dgaf" and then hit enter. It then gives me a link to paste to you. You will follow the link and it will simulate a google search (as if you were on google yourself and had done it yourself). Then it will hit go and you'll see the same thing millions of others do daily when they are curious about something!!!! It also comes in a tinyurl if you want to hide the lmgtfy tag.

Here is your link: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=dgaf

I hope this was insightful!

[mullet]

Call your mom and when she showed up I would take her out for a nice dinner because I am willing to bet you drive her nuts 80% of the time. Is you mom in her mid 40"s?

[Scruga]

I'd show my beautiful, shiny white earbuds to you. Do you have earbuds Djinn?

[Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis]

2 words: Grill Time

[CookiesForBreakfast]

I'd lock the door. :P

[Sung]

I'll silence you and mute you.

[Kaito]

Call your mom, steal your plane ticket back, sell it, and use the money, then mail you home via box.

[themuddaload]

next time djinn get bigger box.

[Scruga]

next time djinn get bigger box.

An airtight box <3

Oh and Djinn, you still have no earbuds.

[Clip]

if djinn came to my door...

I would take you downtown and show you around pittsburgh! Feed you a primanti's sandwich (everyone should google that if you don't know of the greatness that is a Primanti's sandwich)

And then we would share a single milkshake together... two straws lol

[Djinn]

oh hey im near philadelphia :D

[Matt Knight]

Well, you would first have to identify yourself as being from TF2 Exodus Society. After that, I'd welcome you in and show you some Southern hospitality. Get you a drink, show you around town, do all the things people do to their relatives from out of town. To top the day off, we jump in a game of TF2 and play until we pass out. That or play any one of my other video game systems I have lying around my room.

[klossi]

Beer.